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It’s my favorite day of the week… TUTORIAL TUESDAY!!!!! Make sure you read ALLLLL the directions. Here’s the step-by-step for this week’s Vintage Valentine look:
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1) place hair in a high ponytail, leaving out the area where your bangs would be
2) separate bang area into three subsections
3) tease each subsection at the base near the scalp
4) roll each subsection to create a “victory roll” and secure with bobby pins (make sure to hide the pins!)
5) place ponytail into a loop bun (similar to how most girls would to go work out or wash their face)
6) pin down the bun however you’d like, making sure the hair looks full
7) take bandana or head tie and place it at the base of the back of your head
8) bring sides of the bandana/ head tie up to the front and tie in a knot
9) make any adjustments you need and you’re finished! by heidimariegarrett http://instagr.am/p/VoqLaRmVB8/

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. 

The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. 

Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V. 

The Top Ten most sarcastic Flapper slang words. | Glamourdaze

mudwerks:

  1. Umbrella - young man any girl can borrow for the evening.
  2. Rock of Ages - any woman over 30 years of age.
  3. Face stretcher - old maid who tries to look young.
  4. Cellar Smeller - a young man who always turns up where there’s free liquor to be had.
  5. Corn Shredder - young man who dances on a girl’s feet.
  6. Being Edisoned - getting asked a lot of boring questions.
  7. Finale Hopper - a young man who arrives after everything is paid for.
  8. Mustard Plaster - unwelcome guy who sticks around.
  9. Potato - a young man shy of brains.
  10. Rug Hopper - young man who never takes a girl out. A parlor hound.

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